Pluto

you are out. Just like that.

Jan 20, 2024

∙ Paid

Text within this block will maintain its original spacing when published

Pluto, you are out. Just like that.
Heartless. 

As if none of us could relate to you—
   not quite big enough for our own britches,
   not pulling enough of our weight.
You are not a survivor of this reality show.
And now, the pejoratives:
"dwarf," "outcast," the embarrassing "planette."
You need some savvy PR, Pluto—
   an interview with Diane Sawyer,…

Keep reading with a 7-day free trial

Subscribe to Stirred, Not Shaken to keep reading this post and get 7 days of free access to the full post archives.